"Ah... you know Thirteen? She's quite a girl. Up to something, I got a feeling, but you know how it is. You should subscribe--they've got some pretty wild gifts they send with subscriptions."
They almost banned it from one of the prisons he'd been in, because of the free gifts.
"Well, I can tell you that at least part of the time what she's up to is hanging out with me and my girl, and my godson and his parents. Real innocent-like."
He takes a slow and contented drag on his cigarette.
"I get my subscription delivered here, these days. Mostly been living here instead of at home, and I don't want to miss out on the Year of Spandexwoman."
"One of those other women wouldn't happen to be a really annoying baker with red hair, or a little woman with dark hair and is probably in need of another sandwich?"
He's got two women in mind, and wants to know if he's referring to either that House thinks he may be.
"My girl's a redhead, but she's not annoying," he says, giving the picture on the bass a brief, affectionate pat. "Tiny little brunette with a taste for dark eyeliner and really hairy guys? That'd be my godson's mother. Sweet girl."
There's a lot more he could've said about her, but he's in a mellow mood today.
He looks impressed. Very impressed. "So Edie's your wife. Nice."
Now the other description brings a devious smile. "So, it's not how Thirteen made it out to be the other night then. The lesyay thing between them's a put-on."
That tricky girl.
He looks back at the picture. "Looks like it," he says. "I'll have to put myself down for a subscription."
"She's a damn hot pirate, let me tell you. And not the bad kind either... or the cheesy kind."
He could elaborate, but prefers to let it stand right there.
"Not a clue. Wouldn't mind if it were my girl she's involved with, but she's not. That I know of. Never know what women are doing behind closed doors if you don't have cameras, right?"
It's a strawberry day.
"Edie's worth it. I'd have bought more, but they had a strict ten-copy-per-caller limit. And, well, I do have the original."
The player's pretty intriguing himself. He is openly staring. "Don't tell me, some very ironic use of irradiated ice cream?"
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Well, the stripes are distinctive.
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He notes the bass. "That's the woman from the Henchbabes Monthly. Edie Something."
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And he's been doing it for over forty years, so...
"Napolitano. You a subscriber? Great publication."
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They almost banned it from one of the prisons he'd been in, because of the free gifts.
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He pauses and mulls over this idea of a subscription.
"I like this. I like this idea a lot."
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He takes a slow and contented drag on his cigarette.
"I get my subscription delivered here, these days. Mostly been living here instead of at home, and I don't want to miss out on the Year of Spandexwoman."
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He's got two women in mind, and wants to know if he's referring to either that House thinks he may be.
"How much is it a year?"
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There's a lot more he could've said about her, but he's in a mellow mood today.
"Forty-five bucks, and worth every penny."
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Now the other description brings a devious smile. "So, it's not how Thirteen made it out to be the other night then. The lesyay thing between them's a put-on."
That tricky girl.
He looks back at the picture. "Looks like it," he says. "I'll have to put myself down for a subscription."
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Almost as weird as supervillains.
"You should see if you can order the Spandexwoman retrospective special-issue. It's a thing of beauty. I bought ten copies."
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"Pirate Thirteen. Now, there's a...vaguely wrong visual."
He's still trying to figure out just who the woman is.
"You wouldn't, by any chance, know her girlfriend's name, would you?"
Lesbian supervillains are the weirdest.
"Ten? Must be really great, since you've got her too..."
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He could elaborate, but prefers to let it stand right there.
"Not a clue. Wouldn't mind if it were my girl she's involved with, but she's not. That I know of. Never know what women are doing behind closed doors if you don't have cameras, right?"
It's a strawberry day.
"Edie's worth it. I'd have bought more, but they had a strict ten-copy-per-caller limit. And, well, I do have the original."
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