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His name is Superboy and he happens to be dead.
His name is Conner Kent and he is a dead man walking.
His name is Kon and while he is both dead and a dead man, he is alive in this bar.
Did he expect to end up here? Shit, not in a million years. But he didn't expect to die, either, because a retarded something or other got screwed up the ass by Lex Luthor's son and punched time. But that's a whole other topic he's not going near, thanks. Squick.
There is nothing about him that shows he has just been through an epic, but ultimately useless, fight for the ages. He looks like any other civilian being confused about their first time walking through a door and discovering the bar's funny humour.
Yeah no, he's as far from new here as Batman is from wearing pink ruffles. But with absolutely. No. Door.
That solves it for him, then, he really is dead.
"Please let me out now, bar?" he pleads to a wall. Thankfully that passes for sanity around here. "Zombies are all the rage now! You'll be fashionably late to designer trends!"
...yeah, what.
His name is Conner Kent and he is a dead man walking.
His name is Kon and while he is both dead and a dead man, he is alive in this bar.
Did he expect to end up here? Shit, not in a million years. But he didn't expect to die, either, because a retarded something or other got screwed up the ass by Lex Luthor's son and punched time. But that's a whole other topic he's not going near, thanks. Squick.
There is nothing about him that shows he has just been through an epic, but ultimately useless, fight for the ages. He looks like any other civilian being confused about their first time walking through a door and discovering the bar's funny humour.
Yeah no, he's as far from new here as Batman is from wearing pink ruffles. But with absolutely. No. Door.
That solves it for him, then, he really is dead.
"Please let me out now, bar?" he pleads to a wall. Thankfully that passes for sanity around here. "Zombies are all the rage now! You'll be fashionably late to designer trends!"
...yeah, what.