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What's blue and red and white all over?
That would be Spider-Man swinging into the bar, crashing into a table, and getting tangled up in his own webbing.
"Oboy."
This was supposed to be Broadway.
"...I think I got a splinter the size of Jersey in my butt..."
[tags: peter parker/spider-man, ben grimm/thing ]
That would be Spider-Man swinging into the bar, crashing into a table, and getting tangled up in his own webbing.
"Oboy."
This was supposed to be Broadway.
"...I think I got a splinter the size of Jersey in my butt..."
[tags: peter parker/spider-man, ben grimm/thing ]
Spider was just about to order something for himself when a Spider-Man dropped in unannounced. Thus, he ordered himself a Jack Daniels...and a bottle of aspirin, then headed over to the masked man.
"That looked rough. Need a hand?"
Possibly the medicinal properties of the bottle in the right hand?
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He shakes his head to clear it and starts to clamber up from what's left of the table.
"I'll take a couple aspirin for five hundred, Alex."
His left arm is stuck to his side. He frowns at it, then tugs away the webbing with his other hand.
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He lightly tosses him the bottle of pain deliverance, and then suddenly makes the problematic webbing vanish with a gesture...just because he could.
"And there you go."
Hell, the table was restored already! Though, that was probably the Bar doing that.
"Now ah, hang on. I'm s'pose to know this. Mmmm, nah. I got nothing. Who are you?"
Hard to tell if he was being serious or not.
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"Whoa, not too shabby. One of Doc Strange's pals, huh?"
He shakes out two aspirin and pulls up his mask above his mouth to swallow them. He tugs it down again, but not before grinning.
"Seriously? Guess I'm really not in New York anymore. Spider-Man. Nice to meet you; thanks," he adds, tossing back the bottle.
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"Can't say I've met anyone by that name, your or Doc Strange."
The bottle of aspirin falls neatly into his coat pocket when he angles it into position.
"Very well. Introductions are in order, and with that a round of drinks and a story or three. Spider-Man, shake hands with Spider Nancy."
A courteous hand is thrust out with a wicked grin.
"And what'll you have?"
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He shakes Spider's hand, a little confused himself.
"So if someone shouts 'Spidey', things have the potential to get awkward, huh? Wait ... you never hooked up with the Black Cat, did you? That would be just like my life.
"--oh, I'll stick with coffee, coffee would be great."
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"No, can't say that I have."
Let's see. He knew a Tiger, a Monkey, a Bird lady, a number of other legendary creatures... He met Inari right in this bar, in fact, but no one called the Black Cat. So, with a funny smile...
"Should I?"
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