Cubefall.

May 27, 2009 11:34

Just one of the Furon clones in the bar today, Crypto-138. The Furon was sitting at a booth with a drink when suddenly a load of mechanical devices materialize in front of him. This makes him question his state of soberiety until he realizes...yep, it's just Milliways.

Having never experienced Cubefall, he naturally questions the bar and gets a dissertation on Cybertronian holidays that is too big for his head to take in and aaagh...

"Cliff-notes, bar. Give a clone a break!"

Okay, so the simpler explanation of form-changing for a few days - out of a short list of options provided for him - follows. Alright, he can get his mind behind that. Hmmm... Robot? Nah. Human? Double nah. Wait, what's this? Crypto focuses on an option called "Something bizarre and twisted.".

"Okay...I'll take that."

*Zap!*

*Plop!*

Faster than you can say "Calvin and Hobbes", the Furon is changed into...a small furry thing which defies explanation. It might be called a hamster in some sectors, but it has these beady black eyes and perpetually-cheery face like some kind of weird cartoon animal. For some reason, this is a tad bit disturbing. And inside, Crypto is now thinking...

What the frigging HELL?!

Errr...ummm...bother?

cryptosporidium

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