Happy hour!
"What?" says the wrestleman when he gets a napkin instead of the One he ordered. "I'm supposed to what? Aw, man..." Nonetheless, he and his henchpet take up positions back of the bar, and he modifies the specials board accordingly.
Greetings, party people in the place to be!
Your bartender for the evening is Strong Bad,
ably assisted by his The Cheat!
Tonight's specials honor the things he has been described as:
cool (Cool Kid),
awesome (Hot Damn),
hot (Hot Pants),
video games (Mind Game),
the hottest (Hot José),
and real real hot (Hot Spot).
Also, Cold Ones, Cool Ones, and chilled ones of other brands are one-half off, and ones at room temperature or above are one-quarter off.
After brief negotiations, he adds:
And furthermore,
Makeouts for the ladies: 50¢/minute
High-fives for the dudes: 50¢
"Step on up, folks!"
[Tag of diggy tininess: Annabelle Newfield]
[OOC: And, after only four hours, the mun proves to be a lightweight who must call it a night. Closed to new threads, but existing ones - yes, that includes Annabelle - will be picked up on the morrow.]
Greetings, party people in the place to be!
Your bartender for the evening is Strong Bad,
ably assisted by his The Cheat!
Tonight's specials honor the things he has been described as:
cool (Cool Kid),
awesome (Hot Damn),
hot (Hot Pants),
video games (Mind Game),
the hottest (Hot José),
and real real hot (Hot Spot).
Also, Cold Ones, Cool Ones, and chilled ones of other brands are one-half off, and ones at room temperature or above are one-quarter off.
After brief negotiations, he adds:
And furthermore,
Makeouts for the ladies: 50¢/minute
High-fives for the dudes: 50¢
"Step on up, folks!"
[Tag of diggy tininess: Annabelle Newfield]
[OOC: And, after only four hours, the mun proves to be a lightweight who must call it a night. Closed to new threads, but existing ones - yes, that includes Annabelle - will be picked up on the morrow.]