Happy Hour!

[candied_rabbit]

For some reason or other, Momiji Sohma is back behind the Bar, tonight, whistling along to what a musically-nerdy ear might recognize as something yanked from Mozart. He's also busy writing up the specials on the board, for the evening!

SPECIALS

1. Tell a funny joke: get a drink half-price!
2.  Have a funny hat on: get a drink free!
3. Funny drinks told with funny hats: two drinks free!

Once that's done, he backs away from the board, twirling the chalk between two of his fingers as he glances back out across the Bar. With his writing done, now he just needs to get some customers!

So, he cups both hands around his mouth and announces at the top of his lungs: "HAPPY HOUR!"

He should've asked Ms. Bar for a megaphone, before she went to sleep, really. Megaphones are pretty awesome.