The Demonic Advisor
So, the Devil once more has a sign on her table in a 'central' booth, where it will be the most visible.
Free Advice
Relationships, lifestyle changes, legal choices, business goals, personal goals, career goals, education goals, religious beliefs, personal growth, motivation, inspiration, no matter what, let a Celestial Entity offer you guidance on what has you worried.
No compensation of any kind is expected, no responsibility for any unfortunate consequences is accepted.
Don't worry, she will not try to steal your soul. But she might offer to trade for it.
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