Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care, he'll string along
He loves me so, that funny honey of mine
Sounds like someone's found the evil karaoke machine.
And of course, for imagery's sake, she's still got her costume donned as she slinks around.
(Thankfully, her singing voice isn't half-bad.)
Sometimes I'm down, sometimes
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(Who couldn't? Half of the world is in love with her.)
And the costume - the almost-sheer yellow fabric, black corset, cut up to here and down to there, and that one, long, black glove - makes it hard for him to exactly look away.
(It isn't as if he would.)
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Compelled to sing, however, the words of the song make it out before any kind of comment specifically directed at him.
He ain't no sheik, that's no great physique
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
(Maybe it is directed somewhat at him.)
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Oh, but look at that soul
I tell you, that whole is a whole lot greater
Than the sum of his parts
See, Eddie? She can be nice, too.
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So he gets to his face, grins again, and leaves his cigar at the table.
And, damn, damn, he wishes this weren't a goddamn bar.
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And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
A pause in the song, and a pause in her breath. She swallows.
What if the world slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there taking the blame
He loves me so and it all suits me fine
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And in a tone that's rougher than he'd like, just under his breath:
"Y' sound good, Sal."
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(All obvious misdirects from the truth.)
The song ends, after what feels like an eternity, and she lifts a hand to fan her face.
"Is it warm in here?"
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"So what inspired that? Didn't think it was your usual."
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"Think the thing's possessed."
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"Possessed? Guess I wouldn't put it past this place."
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She takes a few steps in the opposite direction. Just to be on the safe side.
"But I don't feel like repeating the offense any time soon."
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"I'd hardly call it that."
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"What would you call it?"
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"Somethin' along the lines of 'standing room only.'"
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"Come off it, Eddie." She stalks past him towards the bar.
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