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Charlie...is not aware of the date. If he were he might be more understanding of why he looks like a teenager

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Jason knows Charlie's scent well enough to know him, even if he is a teenager today. He sits himself down across from Charlie.

"Got you, did she?"

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"Astute, you are," he says, only mildly pithy.

"And yes."

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Jason still isn't much for banter, but in his current state he feels he can go toe to toe with a teenager.

He shrugs. "I'd buy you a drink, but...age restrictions."

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"I was drinking before I was eighteen, dear Jason." Charlie's facial expression is flat, and faintly irritated at the lack of reasonable age.

"I won't tell anyone you're buying me alcohol, if you just buy it for me."

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Jason laughs. "I was doing a lot harder stuff than alcohol before I was eighteen."

He waves Ivanhoe over and puts in their drink order. He debates getting some more poppy wine (that shit was good), but decides on a beer for himself. "What do you want?" If Ivan gives him any crap, Jason'll just threaten to eat him.

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"I can't say I did any voluntarily," Charlie says. "Whiskey, please."

He's not in a wine mood tonight.

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Ivan eyes Charlie, but on a warning growl from Jason he skitters off.

"Yeah, but you were probably a lot smarter than I was. So is this your first April Fools Day in the Bar?"

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"Oh yeah," he says casually. "Because I'd have really come back for a second go of this."

The look he's giving Jason can best be described as 'are you out of what little mind you've got?'; he's good at the look. He's had practice. Forgive him if it comes off slightly pouty. He hasn't been a teenager in a while.

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Jason throws a hand up. "Hey, it's not uncommon for there to be pranks before and after, just for patrons who try to avoid it. Remember I wasn't here when you came in."

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"Yeah, I remember. We'd probably have railed at each other for a few good minutes and then either ended up in bed or incarcerated."

He has full confidence in this prediction; that doesn't mean that they won't end up one or both of those still. Perhaps not together, but.

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Jason snorts. "I'm easy, but I'm not that easy. You lack the one thing that would get me in bed with a guy."

Well that's not 100% true: he'd jump in if it were the two of them sharing a woman. But he's thinking more one on one.

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"Fangs?" Wry.

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Jason gives him a pointed look. "Not just any fangs: fangs from Belle's line." He frowns. "Preferably not Belle's."

"It's the rolling that would do it."

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"Don't like Belle?"

Beat. "You should know rolling has a completely different connotation in my world."

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He shakes his head. "Hell no. She's a fucking maneater. I've always wanted to die having sex, but she could not only make that happen; she'd make it horrible."

He cocks an eyebrow. "Yeah? What does it mean in your world?"

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"Fucked," he says bluntly. "Literally and figuratively."