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[aranprime]

The door isn't so much opened quietly and politely as it is fractured down the middle and busted apart as a yellow, orange and red flying chunk of metal comes crashing through it, through several tables and chairs (and possibly patrons, deepest apologies for any and all injuries), until finally skidding to a stop on its knees with its hand digging

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[l33t_mouse]

"Well, Sugar," says a woman sitting at (and with her feet propped up on) a table just to the left of Samus' trajectory, "I do think ya just made one'a the most dramatic entrances on record." She takes a sip from a glass of what looks like liquid static.

[aranprime]

Lifeform: Unknown

It's safer to assume that you are still in a combat zone when you have just come from one into a location unknown to you. So it's nothing personal when the cannon is turned to Mouse after the quick system scan comes up with a big ??? and the being demands "Identify location."

[l33t_mouse]

"It's called Milliways. Bar at the end'a th'universe. I'd take it as a kindness if ya stopped pointin' that pea shooter at me."

[aranprime]

"This does not shoot peas, if you would like me to prove it." it replies, after listening to Mouse's explanation.

[l33t_mouse]

"I was bein' figurative, darlin'," Mouse says with a note of strained patience. "I don't actually know what yer toy'd do. We got no idea what effect a User weapon'd have on a sprite, an' actually I'd rather not find out firsthand."

[aranprime]

"I was in the middle of fighting a war a moment ago." It explains, and while there is no visible glare it's very likely felt just the same. "I do not have patience for sarcasm. What is going on?"

[l33t_mouse]

"War zone, huh?" Mouse decides the newcomer has some justification for his/her/its lack of politeness: that kind of situation puts a person under a lot of stress, after all. "Well, the Bar or the Landlord or whoever controls the door over there" - Mouse points at it - "decided t'come an' pick you up, Sugar. Same thing happened with me an' most other folks here. Lemme just make it clear that I ain't involved in that whole process an' I don't even know how it works," she adds.

[aranprime]

"Can I get back?" it asks after patiently listening to Mouse's explanation, lowering the cannon a moment later after some thought.

[l33t_mouse]

"C'n you see th'door y'came through?" Mouse asks, pointing at it.