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[saphiras_rider]

Eragon is a little lamb. And he's not at all a happy lamb. It's been several days now, and while some very pretty girls have been lavishing attention on him, he's still a cranky lamb. Currently he's hiding contemplating what to do under one of the tables, one lamby ear twitching as he chewed his cud.

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[lilolo]

Another little girl is eyeing him.

She is thinking, very strongly, of pink bows.

[saphiras_rider]

Seeing her, he gives her a look that says, "Don't even trying it kid." And then he gives a bleet.

It sounds adorable. Obviously, that means yes, he wants pink bows.

[lilolo]

HOLD ON. SHE'S GOING TO GET SOME.

"Hibiscus pink today, Lady Rumplemuffin? A stylish choice, as always!"

[saphiras_rider]

Lady Rumplemuffin!? Lady RUMPLEMUFFIN!? EXCUSE ME!! BUT THIS IS A MALE! VERY MALE LAMB! Or so he likes to think.

Lady Rumplemuffin backs away under the table.

[lilolo]

Lilo blinks, and holds out a quiet, slightly sticky hand. "It's okay, you don't have to be scared. I'm nice," she coos in a comforting, talking-to-animals voice.

[saphiras_rider]

... he's not scared. To prove this, he comes over to her.

[lilolo]

She pats his nose, very carefully. Her dog may be indestructible, but Lilo is smart enough to know that other animals are not.

"Good lamb! You're a pretty lamb. I wonder what lambs do for fun. Probably not destroying cities, like my dog . . ."

[saphiras_rider]

Actually, Eragon has destroyed well the equivalent of cities. Or at least lots of people. He twitches an ear at her nose petting.

[lilolo]

She takes it as a sign of approval re: the petting.

"See? That's not so bad." She reaches for a lamby hoof in preparation for bow-tying. "You're gonna look soooo pretty once I'm done! More than already, I mean."

[saphiras_rider]

Eragon stares at the bow in Lilo's hand and the hoof in her other hand. The hoof starts to move away with a bleet.

[lilolo]

Lilo looks at the lamb, then at the bow.

"You know what, I think you're right. Fuchsia is MUCH more your color!"

[saphiras_rider]

Fuchsia! What?! NO! He shakes his head.

[lilolo]

"No?"

Lilo shakes her head back.

"Robin's Egg Blue, maybe?"

[saphiras_rider]

Lady Rumplemuffin twitches his ears.

[lilolo]

"Blue it is!"

Off she dashes!

Back she comes!

"You're right, Lady Rumplemuffin. Blue really brings out the mahogany of your eyes."

[saphiras_rider]

Eragon has started to sneak away while she runs off.