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[evil_koala_626]

Never mind the zombies, the ghouls, the vampires, the spooks, the specters, the goblins, the gremlins and all other manner of creature of the night that supposedly roams the world today. You want to know the scariest thing one might come across on All Hallow's Eve?

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[blinkandyoumiss]

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

[evil_koala_626]

"Candycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandy."

Some one has been pertaking of his stash early. He may have consumed a bowl or tow of the complimentary stuff that was put out during Happy Hour.

[blinkandyoumiss]

...Bart wants some of that.

D:

[evil_koala_626]

There are a few other bowls still intact! Or he could wrestle the little monster for the drool covered contents of this one, should he feel so inclined.

[blinkandyoumiss]

...Ew. No.

"Where'd you get those?"

Clearly the better approach!

[evil_koala_626]

"Hmmm?"

Stitch turns towards the stranger, ears fanning forward.

"Was trick our treating."

[blinkandyoumiss]

"Nice costume."

[evil_koala_626]

He glances down at the gi, a clawed finger running along the belt.

"Ih."

This is said with some firmness. His costume's awesome. The enormous pillow case full of candy is shoved behind his back.

[blinkandyoumiss]

Well, he was talking about the very realistic blue thing, but whatever.

[evil_koala_626]

The realistic blue thing doesn't know this!

Bart is stared at.

"You have candy?"

[blinkandyoumiss]

"No."

The blue thing is stared back at.

[evil_koala_626]

There is a disapointed sigh followed rather quickly by a small growl of frustration. He'd been hoping to win some more loot.

[blinkandyoumiss]

"You could trick-or-treat Bar."

....Not a bad idea, actually. Bart may have to do it now.

[evil_koala_626]

He likes the way you think, what'syourface!

Stitch turns, grinning in anticipation to back to address Bar. He barely manages to supress the urge to rub his hands together.

Ahem.

"Trick or Treat." Not his usual Halloween request, but he gets the feeling it might just be the thing to get results in this case.

A toothbrush materializes.

[blinkandyoumiss]

...Aheh.

S/he means:

Ahem.

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[evil_koala_626]

He glares at Bar's surface. And takes a defiant chaomp out of the toothbrush.