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[blinkandyoumiss]

Someone is, as per his personal vow after meeting one Jamie Hamilton, toasting marshmallows in the fireplace. This is especially amusing if you chase the fake!fish in the fireplace with your marshmallow, but that's beside the point.

The point is, he has graham crackers and chocolate squares and he will be making s'mores. And maybe he'll share, if

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[the_h_star_r]

Someone hasn't been in for a while.

And now that he's here, his marshmallow senses are tingling.

He promptly approaches, sits down on his bwauthom, and looks expectantly.

"Hey, has the show started yet?" he asks, his head tilted towards the fire.

[blinkandyoumiss]

"I don't know. Do the fish dance or something?"

[the_h_star_r]

"Every hour on the hour," he says as if he knows what's going on. "Hey, if you share the mwarshmallows, I'll share my popcorn."

He produced a popcorn bucket holding a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew.

Heaven only knows where it came from or how he's holding it up.

[blinkandyoumiss]

.....

"Uh."

[the_h_star_r]

"If that ain't a yes, I don't know what is!"

That was a true part.

But it doesn't matter either way since Homestar is now eating Bart's marshmallows.

[blinkandyoumiss]

....DUDE.

The marshmallows are snatched back at superspeed. Or at least, he hopes they're snatched back. He has absolutely no idea how this... thing... is holding them, to be honest.

[the_h_star_r]

"Ooo! Cool, not-Photoshopped graphics!" he says in approval. "Do it again!"

[blinkandyoumiss]

...

"What?"

[the_h_star_r]

"Do it again!"

He takes the marshmallows back so that Bart can indeed do it again.

[blinkandyoumiss]

Or at least, he would if Bart was not fiercely protecting his marshmallows.

With superspeed, so it all works out, really.

[the_h_star_r]

Homestar is a very good audience. He "oooh"s and "aaah"s in all the right places.

[blinkandyoumiss]

Bart's very good at the confused thing, too.

He silently WTFs very well.

[the_h_star_r]

Homestar just smiles.

"So, what do you write when asked for your John Hancock?"

[blinkandyoumiss]

"John Hancock."

Ever the comedian, our Bart.

[the_h_star_r]

He doesn't get it.

"Pleased t'meet ya, Mister Hancock!" he says. "Are you the one everybody's tickin' 'bot when they say that?"

[blinkandyoumiss]

...Okay, whatever.

"Yeah. That's me."

He's famous!