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Sep 16, 2008 23:46

Two Men in Black come striding in through the Door like they own the place ( Read more... )

agent k, agent zed, suzi darley

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weirdwilbur September 17 2008, 04:16:48 UTC
Wilbur waves. "Hey thar, Zed. Who's yer friend?"

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bring_a_sponge September 17 2008, 04:26:21 UTC
Zed's immediate reaction is...well... there you go.

Fortunately, he gets a grip within a milli-second.

"K. This is... Wilbur Whateley."

K might possibly be staring, if only for a moment.

"--How're you doing there,...Wilbur?"

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weirdwilbur September 17 2008, 04:29:38 UTC
"I'm awlright." He grins. "Buy yew a drink? If I recawll right, yer fond o' bourbon . . ."

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k_in_black September 17 2008, 04:44:58 UTC
K points. "That bottle right up there."

Zed grunts. "Only thing makes this fucking nuthouse bearable."

And, sure enough, two glasses are waiting at the bar by the time the men get there. Bar knows the score.

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weirdwilbur September 17 2008, 04:48:07 UTC
Wilbur grins at Zed. "Yew tell him about me, ur shall I?

"An' a Confewsion fer me, please, Bar."

A yellow-orange drink appears next to him.

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k_in_black September 17 2008, 04:54:07 UTC
"I got the briefing," K nods. "How's the bar treating you?"

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weirdwilbur September 17 2008, 05:00:04 UTC
"Nawt tew bad. An' thar's certainly naw lack o' interestin' thin's around here!"

He gives Kay a friendly smile.

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bring_a_sponge September 17 2008, 05:11:12 UTC
Zed nods dully. "Got that right at least."

The place might drive him nuts, but he has to give it 'interesting' at least.

"So, Wilbur," K asks. "If you don't mind my asking: how'd you end up coming here?"

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weirdwilbur September 17 2008, 05:14:28 UTC
Wilbur sighs. "Gawt mysalf kilt. Mauled by a guard dawg. Animals hate me, fer reasons yew kin probably guess. Sew I'm stuck here."

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k_in_black September 17 2008, 05:26:09 UTC
"Ah, damn," K shakes his head. "That's a tough break, and no mistake."

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weirdwilbur September 17 2008, 05:32:19 UTC
"I know thet, trust me." He laughs. "Et's awlright. People ur nice tew me en Milliway's, yew know? I'm strange, even here, but nawt thet strange."

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k_in_black September 17 2008, 05:41:30 UTC
"No, that's the truth all right," K agrees.

"At least until dear old Dad shows up," Zed mumbles.

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weirdwilbur September 17 2008, 05:44:31 UTC
Wilbur raises an eyebrow at him. "Oh?"

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bring_a_sponge September 22 2008, 04:08:54 UTC
"So, Wilbur. Found a room upstairs yet?" Zed butts in.

No way in hell does he want to get into this guy's family relations.

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weirdwilbur September 22 2008, 08:19:05 UTC
"Ayuh, I did." He grins. "Et's the 'un wit en Escher poster awn the door, next ter the sign thet says 'Kip Out Ef Yew Value Yer Sanity."

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