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[superplumber]

A little man runs into the bar and jumps on a waitrat.

What? That is the punchline.

[ tiny plumber tag: mario ]

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[alt_hulk]

Is that a Mario?

Teddy's curious, so he walks up, studying him.

[superplumber]

Mario scurries around Teddy, chasing after a fleeing waitrat.

[alt_hulk]

"Hey!" he protests. "You can't do that! No violence in the bar!"

He runs after Mario and attempts to pick him up to stop this madness.

[superplumber]

Someone touching Mario who's not a friend?

Pop Quiz Time!

Mario:
A) Dies
B) Is picked up
C) Bites Teddy

If you guessed A, you win a mushroom!

[alt_hulk]

[[Awww, I wanted a Blue Koopa.]]

"Alright, then. That was weird. He just... faded."

[superplumber]

You want to know what's weirder?

A few moments later he comes hopping through the door again, fit as a fiddle.

[alt_hulk]

"What the fuuuuuck."

Teddy just goes up and pokes him, seeing if it will work. He's obviously not very sentient.

Maybe an empirical test is in order.

[superplumber]

See icon for what happens next.

Poor Mario.

[alt_hulk]

So Teddy goes to the Bar, and orders a mushroom.

It's rather red, and teeny.