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[superplumber]

A little man runs into the bar and jumps on a waitrat.

What? That is the punchline.

[ tiny plumber tag: mario ]

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[father_sky]

Meh.

Ouranos has seen stranger.

[superplumber]

The little man walks up to Ouranos.

Craaanes his little neck to look at him.

Then jumps on his foot.

[father_sky]

Um.

Ooookay.

"Hi there."

[superplumber]

Mario looks up at him again.

And jumps on his foot again.

[father_sky]

"Can I... help you?"

[superplumber]

Mario jumps on his other foot.

[father_sky]

Okay.

This is getting boring.

Ouranos flicks his foot.

[superplumber]

Mario flies to the ground.

Then jumps on the chair facing Ouranos, then jumps on the table, then jumps on his head.

[father_sky]

Oh, HELL NO.

You do not touch Ouran's hair, man. Ever.

So now, pesky little man, you are getting slapped off of the god's head like an annoying little fly.

[superplumber]

And thus, he dies.

He turns into a little ball of shock and terror and falls, falls, right through the floor, without leaving a hole.

[father_sky]

Uh.

Oops?

OURANOS DIDN'T DO IT, IT WAS THAT GUY OVER THERE

[superplumber]

A short while later, the short menace from the Mushroom Kingdom returns!

[father_sky]

Oh.

Well, thank goodness for that!

GO AHEAD, LITTLE MAN

TRY TO COME NEAR HIM AGAIN

[superplumber]

Yea, he's coming near him again.

[father_sky]

Kick!

How far can Mario go before he hits something or someone?

LET'S FIND OUT!

[superplumber]

Not too far.

He died at first impact of Ouranos' foot.