"There are all sorts of things. Each one of them has a different function. These -" He picks up a small colourful box "- are sort of like self-contained fireworks, for example."
Then there are fake wands, trick quills, Skiving Snackboxes, and the like.
Enzo examines each item intently as it's explained.
"D'you think there's anything I could use on DOStin?" he asks conspiratorially. "I could order it through you. I can digitize stuff to take to my world, but we don't use wands and stuff at home."
He starts to show him what some of the objects do, from Headless Hats (makes the wearer's head invisible) and Hiccough Sweets (makes the victim hiccough), to Canary Creams (eat it and it turns the victim into a canary), to the Punching Telescope (which does exactly what it says).
Enzo waves aside the hats (doesn't matter what kind of hat, he can't see DOStin deviating one pixel from the official uniform) and the telescope (not really Guardian-type equipment). He gives the candies careful consideration, "but I bet he doesn't eat anything but the healthy junk in the cafeteria. He acts like he's all Guardian code."
He ponders this. "You could always put some of it into his food," he suggests.
He opens up a Skiving Snackbox. "These are usually used for students to get out of classes or something, but it doesn't mean they won't work for professors - or prefect."
"Or the stuff we use," he agrees. "But there might be something. Hellboy taught me a spell me an' Dani're gonna try on him." He grins. "It's to make stuff glow in the dark."
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"Loads of stuff from my uncle's joke shop. Take a look!"
James starts to pull things out from the box.
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Then there are fake wands, trick quills, Skiving Snackboxes, and the like.
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"D'you think there's anything I could use on DOStin?" he asks conspiratorially. "I could order it through you. I can digitize stuff to take to my world, but we don't use wands and stuff at home."
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Sometimes he forgets that Enzo's from a computer.
"Yeah - um. What did you have in mind, exactly?"
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He starts to show him what some of the objects do, from Headless Hats (makes the wearer's head invisible) and Hiccough Sweets (makes the victim hiccough), to Canary Creams (eat it and it turns the victim into a canary), to the Punching Telescope (which does exactly what it says).
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He opens up a Skiving Snackbox. "These are usually used for students to get out of classes or something, but it doesn't mean they won't work for professors - or prefect."
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"Maybe wizard pranks just don't work on Guardians. They're just too...I dunno, different. The biology or whatever."
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"Is Hellboy a wizard?"
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