He'll have to put up with someone in a damnable good mood, though. Americans (sometimes) have the best holidays. A whole day dedicated to explosions (and other things, sometimes) has put her in a good enough mood to argue cheerfully and at length with Bar about the nutritional worthiness of a chocolate milkshake and samosas as a lunch.
She's losing, but she doesn't care. It's the principle of the thing.
Ace is presented with a veggie platter for her efforts. It doesn't even have a dip tastier than ranch on it. "That," She informs the hardwood in front of her sternly, "Is just not on. How 'bout if I trade out the milkshake for a fruit smoothie? That buy me any points, or are y'just made of evil t'day?"
"Likes t'remind me she controls the chocolate stash around here. That, an' that I shouldn't give her grief. Do anyway, s'not like I can't get food at home."
Which is uniformly vegetarian.
Sometimes, Ace can't win.
Doesn't mean she doesn't try anyway. She grins crookedly at Owen. "Takin' her side then? She isn't bribin' you with a free round, is she? 'Cause that's even less fair than usin' veggie platters."
"I'm Ace." And at least she doesn't advertise that fact on the back of her coat anymore - she's moved on to school patches. She'll never outgrow her beloved bepatched coat. "Y'new then, or have I just been terribly unobservant?"
"Well... yeah. Most of the time this place manages to approximate a normal pub. An' the curry's been safe for ages." Good to know, right? She could leave it there, but, you know. Curiosity and cats. "So what's stranger, then?"
"Turned people into cows. Admittedly, I never saw the cows, but folk were quite vocal about it for some time." She shrugs. Frankly, if becoming a bit bovine for a few hours is the worst of your problems...
"... Blowfish." She blinks at him, but more thoughtfully than shocked. "Must be young ones."
"Stick around for Halloween. It's a touch predictable, I suppose, f'strange things t'happen on Halloween, but at least it only lasts a couple nights." A second carrot is taken. What? Hungry pyros have to eat something. "Joyride... what, boats out of the harbor?" Ace has not yet had the pleasure of dealing with a blowfish directly. She's just heard rumors. Lots of.
She's losing, but she doesn't care. It's the principle of the thing.
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"That," She informs the hardwood in front of her sternly, "Is just not on. How 'bout if I trade out the milkshake for a fruit smoothie? That buy me any points, or are y'just made of evil t'day?"
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Which is uniformly vegetarian.
Sometimes, Ace can't win.
Doesn't mean she doesn't try anyway. She grins crookedly at Owen.
"Takin' her side then? She isn't bribin' you with a free round, is she? 'Cause that's even less fair than usin' veggie platters."
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"So what's stranger, then?"
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"... Blowfish." She blinks at him, but more thoughtfully than shocked. "Must be young ones."
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