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You know, the bar probably didn't have a Waste Allocation Load Lifter yesterday. Funny, that. Where did that come from? And why is it cleaning the floors? Hope that's not your wallet he just picked up. He's mighty curious, and thats credit cards and some form of currency all over the floor in the next five seconds...

And be careful. Don't trip over the block of junk.