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Good evening all, and welcome to Milliways Happy Hour. Before I begin, let me direct everyone still suffering hangovers from last night's immensely successful lake party to the bar, where in addition to our normal specials, Pettigrew's hangover remedies will be doled out free of charge. Eh, you paid for the beer. *shrugs*
Also, someone left a pair of pink unmentionables by the lake, if you would like to claim those they'll be in the Lost And Found box with seventeen black umbrellas and Excalibur.
As I've been tinkering with the kegging system and somehow buggered something up, tonight's beers are dirt cheap -- I've got to replace the kegs before the week is out. Your lucky day, Constantine.
Tonight's specials are steak sandwiches -- well, we had some leftover steak from Reg's enthusiastic barbecuing -- and deep-fried paradoxes, as well as some lovely fish the Giant Squid left on the doorstep this morning. Very fresh. Not quite sure what sort they are, but Gil assures me they taste wonderful and probably won't turn you into anything untoward.
As a gentle reminder, please do attempt to adhere to the Code of Milliways. *points to a list on one side of the tab blackboard, which reads:*
Disembowelling, hexing, cursing, attacking, shooting, swordplay, toying with causality or the fates of mortals, brawling, and similar "professional" activities are not allowed in the bar. Please reserve such things for the Back Room. Involuntary activities such as Propheteering and dying are permitted within reason.
Remember to tip your waitbeings. *smiles and begins pre-emptively pulling pints from the taps*
Also, someone left a pair of pink unmentionables by the lake, if you would like to claim those they'll be in the Lost And Found box with seventeen black umbrellas and Excalibur.
As I've been tinkering with the kegging system and somehow buggered something up, tonight's beers are dirt cheap -- I've got to replace the kegs before the week is out. Your lucky day, Constantine.
Tonight's specials are steak sandwiches -- well, we had some leftover steak from Reg's enthusiastic barbecuing -- and deep-fried paradoxes, as well as some lovely fish the Giant Squid left on the doorstep this morning. Very fresh. Not quite sure what sort they are, but Gil assures me they taste wonderful and probably won't turn you into anything untoward.
As a gentle reminder, please do attempt to adhere to the Code of Milliways. *points to a list on one side of the tab blackboard, which reads:*
Disembowelling, hexing, cursing, attacking, shooting, swordplay, toying with causality or the fates of mortals, brawling, and similar "professional" activities are not allowed in the bar. Please reserve such things for the Back Room. Involuntary activities such as Propheteering and dying are permitted within reason.
Remember to tip your waitbeings. *smiles and begins pre-emptively pulling pints from the taps*