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[nitro_is_ace]

A dog walks into the bar.

You might even say an angry dog.

More correctly, this is a supremely pissed off bitch.

If ever there were a dog looking to pick a fight, this'd be it.

Did anyone pack a rabies pole?

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[there_is_a_me]

Oi, Magic, what's wrong? Spoon asks, kneeling down to be closer to her.

[nitro_is_ace]

You know those shots they do of Cujo snarling?

Yeah, like that. Just on a Doberman.

This pup's got very nice, long, sharp teeth, so she does.

Don't like it!

[there_is_a_me]

Spoon puts his hand over her muzzle and stares into her eyes. Dominance programing activated, NO! You do not snarl at me.

[nitro_is_ace]

Say what? The dog in question goes into furious shake-the-hand-off mode, but is, strangely, very very careful not to use teeth on said hand.

Snarl if I want. Snarling is good. She grumbles irritably.