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[command_dot_com]

Spotting the complete and utter lack of a bartender tonight, Dot's volunteered herself to take over for the evening of Mardi Gras. She's dressed especially ...ah...colorfully, with a stack of little paper slips next to a jar, and a larger stack of beads near that.

Bartending specials
-Been involuntarily costumed? You get your drink half off.
-Free Beads to anyone who donates a name to the Baby name jar.

Tonight's specials are 1/2 off and include
Baby Aspirin
Baby Eskimo
Tie me to the bedpost, Baby
Green Motherfucker
Dirty Mother
Mom's apple pie

The COMMAND.COM is ready to take your orders.

If a certain blue bot shows up, he'll be getting his drinks free.