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[saebelrassler]

There's a hand-written note up at the bar:

Friendly Poker Game, Round Table By The Fireplace. All Players Welcome. No Money, Favors or Souls Involved.He means the last one as a joke. Probably

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[there_is_a_me]

Spoon's good with watching for the moment, although he does watch the shuffling pretty closely.

[saebelrassler]

The shuffling is mostly to bide the time right now. There's a fellow sitting with them by the name of Random (Random and Spoon. Kurt feels positively mundane!) and a lady who is going by Hawkeye who's also just watching. Kurt is happy to be talking to people, and smiles at Spoon. What can I say, you take the boy out of the circus, but there's something in him that will always love the spotlight.

[there_is_a_me]

Spoon snorts in a manner which is 100% canine, then flicks a sugar-cookie crumb at the oh-so-mundane Nightcralwer.

[saebelrassler]

"Ach, hey now! Crumbs in the fur? This, sir, means war."

War in the form of a hand of cards. "Well then, if you would not mind, perhaps we can play for these cookies you are so fond of sharing? Winner of each round earns one cookie?"

[there_is_a_me]

"I know how to play War." Spoon offers cheekily, then nods, "Sounds like a plan to me. Uh. Mum wants to know if anyone ever suffers any ill effects from her biscuits because she will hunt the son of a bitch responsible down and I don't even want to know what tortures she'll put 'em through for fuckin' with her cooking."

[saebelrassler]

"Careful, or you will be a Spoon playing spoons next, and between you and Logan the poor Bar will be out of tables within the first hour." You can blame Jubilee for Kurt knowing what spoons is. That girl was a walking lesson in American pop culture.

"Ill effects? How do you mean?"

[there_is_a_me]

"Pretty much anything you can think of." Spoon says, "Were breathmints a while back that genderswapped people."

Spoon and Ace enjoyed it, anyway. Together. In the TARDIS. *cough*

"Be careful when it comes to free food, unless mum is offering it."

[saebelrassler]

"Gender-!?" Okay that got his attention. That sounds inconvenient and uncomfortable at best!

"...Well the Bar has done kindly by me thus far. For which I am very grateful," he adds because...who knows when a sentient Bar might be listening?

[there_is_a_me]

Spoon grins, "I have a pear-shaped arse as a woman." He offers, "Me tits aren't nearly as good as Ace's normally are, though. It's not Bar-things as far as I know, it's the free food."