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Jan 12, 2008 20:17

What with the Grays messing with innocent civilians like Helen Conroy; and K ending up on speed-dial for Agent L's increasingly bizarre lovelife; and Zed making him project manager for the Rollerball arena; not to mention this new Black Oil infestation of a Rimiran colony, well...

...Agent K is a man in serious need of rest and recreation.

He's sorry as hell he missed all the fun with Ace's cookie dough, but hearing about it did give him a great idea. It's just the thing he needs to unwind a little, and it's something he hasn't had a chance to do in ages:

Borrow a Ghostbusters thrower from Peter Venkman and go deep into the Woods to blast the demonic crap out of a few furballs of Leporidian Evil.

Venkman's advice was, "Have fun," and K intends to.

There's a definite spring in the Man-in-Black's step as he heads out the back door and goes straight into the Woods. Problem is, he doesn't get even a hundred paces in before the bunnies know he's there.

Dozens of them close in, cutting off every escape, their dire breaths alight with searing flame. Within seconds, K is hopelessly surrounded.

Now isn't that just the cutest thing?

Zap. BLAM! Zap. BLAM! Zaaaaaaap. BLAMBLAMBLAM!

Ahhhh. K's feeling better already.

agent k, stitch, carlotta brown, tegid tathal

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