No one has to make Homestar
dress up for Halloween.
He can do that
on his own.
So, tonight's terrific athlete is specializing in being the strongest MAAAAAAAN-AH.......in the weeeeeeeeeeerld.
He's currently dancing to his boombox, loudly blasting "Love Rollercoaster."
It attracts him like a giant funk magnet. But use a whammy bar on him and you die.
Spend some time with him while you still can.
[ooc: No, this is not a retirement/final exit post for Homestar, but he will be
stuck for a while. Enjoy him while he's in the bar!]