I can has entry post?
The front door bursts open and two cats come tumbling arse-over-teakettle into Milliways.
They're clearly not ordinary cats. Most house cats aren't quite that large, for one thing. Neither are they bipedal, nor dressed in clothes that look like they were stolen from the set of O Brother, Where Art Thou?.
They pick themselves up off the floor and take a look at their surroundings. "Iz not boxcar," says the smaller of the two.
The larger cat's eyes light up upon glimpsing Bar herself. "No, iz SPEAKEASY!"
They're clearly not ordinary cats. Most house cats aren't quite that large, for one thing. Neither are they bipedal, nor dressed in clothes that look like they were stolen from the set of O Brother, Where Art Thou?.
They pick themselves up off the floor and take a look at their surroundings. "Iz not boxcar," says the smaller of the two.
The larger cat's eyes light up upon glimpsing Bar herself. "No, iz SPEAKEASY!"