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Aug 07, 2007 14:19

The container of mints that has wrought so much havoc over the past three days is now conspicuously absent. In its place is posterboard sign standing on the Bar, with the following neatly printed in black Sharpie marker:

ATTENTION ALL GENDERSWAPPED PATRONS!
READ THIS NOTICE FOR THE CURE!

The genderswap may be reversed by ingesting the bodily fluid of a person of the opposite sex who has also been swapped. The quickest and easiest way to do this is through a kiss, which will neutralize the genderswapping formula in both parties.

The antidote chemicals linger in the body for some time after the swap is reversed, so once you are cured you may continue to cure others.

Please leave me a note if you have any questions. I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience you may have suffered.

Sincerely,
Arthur N. Meriono

[Also see this post in the Back Room.]

curiously transgendered, carlisle cullen

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