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At some point in the morning, a sign is added to the bulletin board:
IF YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MEMORY, READ THIS!
Here are some important things for you to know.
1. You are perfectly safe here.
2. This is Milliways, the Bar at the End of the Universe.
3. Don't look out the Window just yet.
4. Since I know you just did, it's all right; don't panic. See point 1.
5. You are likely the victim of a Midsummer magical spike gone wrong.
6. I said don't panic.
7. Most events of this nature wear off naturally as the level of magic returns to normal.
8. If you're still panicking, come see me, and I can give you some herbal tea to relax you.
Signed,
Agnes Nitt, Witch.
(I'm the overweight girl in the pointy black hat.)
Said overweight girl in said pointy hat is sitting at a table not far from the board, taking notes from a book she borrowed from the magical library. Every once in a while, she gestures at the book, and it turns the page itself.
IF YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MEMORY, READ THIS!
Here are some important things for you to know.
1. You are perfectly safe here.
2. This is Milliways, the Bar at the End of the Universe.
3. Don't look out the Window just yet.
4. Since I know you just did, it's all right; don't panic. See point 1.
5. You are likely the victim of a Midsummer magical spike gone wrong.
6. I said don't panic.
7. Most events of this nature wear off naturally as the level of magic returns to normal.
8. If you're still panicking, come see me, and I can give you some herbal tea to relax you.
Signed,
Agnes Nitt, Witch.
(I'm the overweight girl in the pointy black hat.)
Said overweight girl in said pointy hat is sitting at a table not far from the board, taking notes from a book she borrowed from the magical library. Every once in a while, she gestures at the book, and it turns the page itself.