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[bloody_rockgod]

Charlie is out by the lake, playing and singing to the water.

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[dats_dildoes]

"Whats is the fuG#s kind of song is dat being of abouts?"

That would be the blonde death metal star who'd been... well, for the sake of arguement we'll call it 'skipping' stones, more accurately he was throwing them in the lake, with force.

And yes, he did pronounce a G# where the middle of a swearword should be.

[bloody_rockgod]

Charlie blinks at him a little and says, "It's about life on the road, mate. Don't you blokes tour?"

[dats_dildoes]

He shrugged, "Somes of the times, ja, but nots as much anymore, we's is gots too big for it."

Sometimes, just sometimes, he missed it, now, honestly, was one of those times, given as how the band was fighting and no one was talking to anyone else without Charles as an intermediary, and sometimes not even then.

[bloody_rockgod]

Charlie chuckles a little. "Sucks to be you, mate."

[dats_dildoes]

He shrugged, "Ja, somes of the timings I guess."

Another rock into the lake, "But anyways, I is getting to comes here mosts of the time." Which was like a vacation, sort of.

[bloody_rockgod]

"It's such a good place to get away," Charlie agrees.

[dats_dildoes]

He nodded again, "Ja." A shrug, "Even if is withsout Tokis."

He seemed to be getting on fine without his security blanket/bandmate however.

[bloody_rockgod]

" . . . Tokis? Is that a Scandenavian delicacy?"

[dats_dildoes]

He rolled his eyes at that, "Ja, sure, dat's is exactly what he's is being mades of. Withs all of the candies he eats alls of the time I wouldn't have bees surprise by this at all."

And then, to clarify somewhat: "He's is the other guitars player in Dethklok. And is the seconds most fastsests guitars player in the histories of ever."

[bloody_rockgod]

"Ah, I see . . . your friend. Okay."

[dats_dildoes]

He rolled his eyes, "Ja. Him."

[bloody_rockgod]

"So why isn't he here?"

[dats_dildoes]

He shrugged, "Because we's is having a bigs hugest fight in like, ever, we's is never haves one like this before, everybodies is fightings and we can't gets band therapies again because of what happeneds last time."

He shrugged, "Our therapists-guy was planning to kills us all, and then he's is slippinged on a banana sticker and falls alls of the way out the window, and then he got eats by the yardwoolves."

[bloody_rockgod]

Charlie blinks at him a few times.

"Blimey. And I think my life was insane."

[dats_dildoes]

He shrugged, "So dat guy says we's is having to works it all out ourselfs."

'that guy' was their manager, Charles.

"It's..." He sighed, "Is not going so well."

[bloody_rockgod]

"Are you talking at all? Or just . . . avoiding each other? Because that's how bands break up."