Apr 01, 2007 14:57
Some people have all the luck on April Fool's Day. They're merely body-swapped. They don't have pink flecks of paint in their hair after five shampoos. They don't have friends who think that the old Bucket Over the Door Trick is high comedy. They aren't Knox.
Our man from Gotham sits at the Bar, nursing a beer, and plotting Revenge. You do not pull a prank on a reporter from Gotham City. (Too bad he's coming up blank on ideas for retaliation, but like that movie said, revenge is a dish best served cold.)
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james bond,
makita,
alexander knox