Entrance Post: Mike the TV

[99_99_99]

There were some interesting noises, yet some patrons of the bar may find them familiar. A game cube coming down and the riot that ensued. Something runs right smack into the door and then it slowly opens. In steps a small television. He then slowly seemed to catch onto where he was and thought for a moment. Then his smile widened and then he moved

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[the_h_star_r]

"I'll take 37!" someone calls out.

[99_99_99]

Mike gets the utmost ecstatic smile and moves over to where the voice is coming from. "Why sir, you have quite the taste, can I also interest you in the subscription to Sprite's Weekly? No sprite should leave home without it!"

[the_h_star_r]

"A weekly periodical about soda? Who could say no? How many credit card numbers do you need?"

[99_99_99]

"How about 5? 5 is a nice number. A prime one..."

[the_h_star_r]

"Ooh, I like prime numbers! Okay, so here's my credit cards."

He hands Mike a veritable handful.

"Just pick whichever ones ya like best."

[99_99_99]

He picks all gold ones. Gold being the color of money. "I'll get to the billing plan right away, Mister...?" He cocks his screen to the side. "I don't believe I caught your name, sir?"

[the_h_star_r]

"Kevin DuBrow."

Even though the credit cards all say Homestar Runner.

[99_99_99]

"Okay Mr. DuBrow. It was a pleasure meeting. The name's Mike...Mike the TV!"

He reaches out to shake Homestar's hand.

[the_h_star_r]

And Homestar shakes, but whether it's a hand or not is questionable as it can't be seen either way.

"And I'm Homestar Runner."

Let's see how many names we can toss at Mike the TV before he's utterly confused.