RE: Zombie Wars 2064!

Mar 20, 2007 11:22


The following email was sent to Strong Bad of Strong Bad Email via Spider Nancy's super-awesome laptop.  It went like this...

Dear Strong Bad,

I heard that a man arrived in Milliways who is deathly afraid of zombies recently.  This place is immune to zombie attack, but I thought it would be fun to cause a little mischief.  Could you, The Cheat, and ( Read more... )

the cheat, strong bad, spider nancy

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good_or_awesome March 21 2007, 01:13:49 UTC
In time, there's a wrestleman and a The Cheat, bringing grape jelly. "What the heck. It's about time I got in trouble with the law around here. This place is makin' me soft, isn't that right, The Cheat?"

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ilko_skevuld March 21 2007, 01:14:29 UTC
"Muh-huh!" The Cheat confirms.

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brotherspider March 21 2007, 04:09:03 UTC
He knows they are coming. He can smell the grape jelly. Spider gets up from his repose and looks over at the two.

"Glad to hear it. So, before we begin, have you seen this man, Tom, who is our target?"

Intel before planning. Smart Spider we got here.

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good_or_awesome March 21 2007, 17:32:04 UTC
"If I have, I didn't know it was him. You got a description for him? If you don't, The Cheat here-" The beginnings of an indignant noise from the The Cheat in the black outfit. "- sorry, Firebert here can go find him for us. Unless you're figuring we just start the zombie-walk and see who freaks out the biggest."

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ilko_skevuld March 21 2007, 17:34:02 UTC
The Cheat Firebert emits an asthmatic-sounding snicker.

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brotherspider March 21 2007, 17:49:12 UTC
You get all kinds of people on a job like this. That's the sort of risk you take. At the moment, Strong Bad and The Ch- Errr, ummm, Firebert appeared to be ready to go and get done to business. Spider merely smiled. These two were alright, and he liked their style.

"As a matter of fact, I have. He's not too conspicuous, not unless you mention zombies and all."

He turns his laptop and brings up the display of a brief clip of Tom doing his thing. This appears to be a picture from a high angle.

"You can get anything from the bar. I equipped a spider with a tiny camera so that I can get a feed in from the bar whenever I'm not looking. So, no undercover needed right now. Besides, I want it to be a complete surpise."

Then, Spider gets to thinking about something Strong Bad said.

"You know... We COULD start up a real ruckus with a long-standing zombie-walk. I think that maybe Tom should just be out prime target, and let everyone else be...other targets. That sound cool to you?"

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