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[wyrd_fox]

BAM!

That was the sound of the Door swinging open to crash flat against the adjoining wall.

"WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

That is the sound of a kitsune on an out-of-control unicycle.

"Comin' through! Look out below! Mayday! Mayday!"

Might be you should take his advice and hit the deck.

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[old_lizard]

From the usual Shadowy Corner, there's the sound of a shapeshifted dragon trying not to laugh.

[wyrd_fox]

The choked sound (and, more importantly, the rather draconic scent wafting over) distract FX that One Crucial Moment. Thus does he pitch forward, flying ass-over-teakettle into the back of one of the couches.

THUD!

GROAN.

[old_lizard]

And was that a camera flash? Just might be.
Chinthliss gives up trying to hold it in, chuckling. :You haven't lost your flair for showy entrances, I see.

[wyrd_fox]

It should be some pic. Foxtrot is shooting the Shadowy Corner (TM) a poisonous glare.

Of course, the effect is much diminished by the fact that he is draped upside down over the back of the couch the crashed into. But, after a moment, the glare vanishes and he laughs as well.

"I thought I smelled an overgrown iguana," he quips, putting his hands to the floor and managing to kick himself into a handstand. How one maintains a dignified bearing while walking on one's hands is hard to comprehend...but he somehow manages.

"How ya' doin', Chinthliss? Was wondering if anyone else from Underhill was gonna find this place."

Upside-down, cocky grin. "Besides us kitsune, of course. You can't keep us out of anyplace cool."

[brotherspider]

If a kitsune bursts into a bar and nobody's there, does he make a sound? Well, yes. It sounded very much like someone in a rush, a death-from-above warning, and an airplane crash thing. Fortunately, there was someone there to listen and he was now aware of spirit fox on the run. Spider was sitting at the bar, himself. He saw this in mid-drink and immediately reacted.

"You'll have to jump, Yossarian! JUMP!"

When you're a god, you can make alot of neat references. Besides, he'd read that book. Of course, on the off chance that he was just feeling an effect of the drink and hallucinating, Spider Nancy ordered another of the same.

[wyrd_fox]

"Mayday! Mayday!" he cries again as he just barely misses a drink-laden waitrat. "Can't...jetteson! Might...hit...civilian."

A laugh that goes "yerp!" toward the end as he narrowly avoids hitting a table. "And I'm Shatnering! Screw this!"

And he jumps.

[brotherspider]

Spider saw this and muttered to himself...

"Huh. I was just seeing if he would actually do it."

Slight snicker here, but nothing more than that as he watched to see where the fox would land. Kind of ironic, Spider observing a fox. This ought to be interesting...

[wyrd_fox]

The unicycle goes skittering into an empty table.

The kitsune...doesn't seem to be joining it.

"I swear, that thing's possessed!"

If you look up, you'll see him floating down - dangling from a parachute.

[a1enzo]

Oh, but that would be sensible.

Enzo approaches at a jog that would be a run if he weren't towing a teenage girl. Fortunately, he stops several yards short of collision. "Hey, Foxtrot!" he calls. Then he releases his friend's wrist, tosses out his zipboard, and zooms to loop around the madly cycling kitsune.

[wyrd_fox]

A startled yip!

"Enzo...if you could give me a...AAAAHHHH...sorry about the blouse, ma'am!"

And you thought the "fox hunt" was crazy.

[a1enzo]

"Whaaat?" Enzo soars in shifting figure-eights around fox and girl at head-height.