Archibald Craven, being a well-travelled man, knows a
commedia dell'arte costume when he sees one. Not being familiar with the odder customs of Milliways, he's rather surprised to find himself dressed as
Pulcinella when he walks through the door.
Once garbed, he might as well play the part. Hunching his back rather more than necessary, Archibald trudges towards the bar for a glass of burgundy.