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Feb 07, 2007 17:53

Watching the Front Door for any sign of Black Oil gets very, very boring. So Bob's decided to entertain himself by dragging a music stand over to his table and playing a few tunes on his new(ish) guitar ( Read more... )

naraht, guardian bob, peter venkman

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lt_naraht February 8 2007, 03:42:49 UTC

A trio of tiny, self-motile, pepper pots (one with a new head) make their way over to Bob.

When this song ends, the blue one rolls forward.

"DO YOU KNOW 'CLOSER TO FINE?'"

mend_and_defend February 8 2007, 03:44:23 UTC

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"Uh... I don't think that's in this book. Sorry."

lt_naraht February 8 2007, 03:47:47 UTC

Is that a distainful (though throughly mechanical) sniff?

"BUT THE INDIGO GIRLS ARE THE EPITOMY OF CLASSIC FOLK-ROCK! YOUR MUSICAL EDUCATION NEEDS AN UPGRADE!"

Over in a dark corner, a certain Starfleet officer is having WAY too much fun with this.

mend_and_defend February 8 2007, 03:49:27 UTC

"Look, I don't know much about User music, okay? I don't even know who this 'Mayer' guy is. Bar just gave me the book when I asked for new music to play."

lt_naraht February 8 2007, 03:52:25 UTC

Well, this answer does NOT seem to be the correct one.

"INFERIOR! INFERIOR! INFERIOR!"

The chorus continues as the mini!Daleks spin around and randomly charge objects, patrons and wait-staff.

mend_and_defend February 8 2007, 03:53:38 UTC

Bob, meanwhile, has progressed from 'WTF?' to 'that's damn funny.' He pokes one of the Daleks with his boot, experimentally.

lt_naraht February 8 2007, 03:55:24 UTC

The mini!Dalek (it's the black one) spins around and shakes it's headpiece menacingly.

"YOU WILL LEARN 'SOUTHLAND IN THE SPRINGTIME' OR SUFFER THE FATE OF BEING LABLED TERMINALLY UNCOOL!"

mend_and_defend February 8 2007, 03:56:36 UTC

"And who's gonna teach me? You?" Bob says with a smirk. "You don't even have hands."

lt_naraht February 8 2007, 03:59:41 UTC

"WE DO NOT REQUIRE SUCH PRIMATIVE TOOLS AS HANDS!" Red exclaims. "WE SHALL DEMONSTRATE!"

And the Dalek Dancing Troupe launches into an eardrum-rupturing rendition of "Shame on You".

The waitrats are fleeing the area.

mend_and_defend February 8 2007, 04:01:02 UTC

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Yeah, that's about all the reaction you're gonna get out of Bob.

lt_naraht February 8 2007, 04:04:24 UTC

Congratulations, Bob! You've discovered entities who make your singing voice sound melodious by comparison. Fortunately, the mini!Daleks do not force the Bar to suffer through all the verses (or their controler is well aware of the lack of talent).

"YOU SEE! OUR MUSICAL SKILLS ARE SUPERB! WITHOUT HANDS!"

mend_and_defend February 8 2007, 04:07:16 UTC

"But you can't play the guitar, now can you?"

lt_naraht February 8 2007, 04:08:42 UTC

Digitized grumbling (while Naraht silently laughs his non-existant head off).

"WE ANTICIPATE THAT FEATURE IN OUR NEXT UPGRADE!"

mend_and_defend February 8 2007, 04:09:45 UTC

"Good luck with that. Cecil's been wanting legs for ages and he never gets 'em."

lt_naraht February 8 2007, 04:12:18 UTC

More grumbling.

"LEGS WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED AS WELL! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE DIFFICULTY INVADING A WORLD WITH STAIRS?"

Seems like someone's been reading up on Daleks since a certain werewolf told him about them.

mend_and_defend February 8 2007, 04:14:30 UTC

And now, finally, Bob realizes what these tiny robots are supposed to be.

"I thought your latest models could climb stairs."

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