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It is a sad fact that when the dreaded Tofu Plague struck the bar, not all of the tragically afflicted citizens were cured.
No, one at least remained infected, roaming the forests of his Kingdom, attempting to spread political correctness and good business practices, and driving his confused new wife (already mentally tottering due to recent traumatic experiences) ever-closer to the brink of insanity.
Now, however, his wanderings have brought him back to Milliways, where he is greeted by the sight of -
- dwarves?
An infestation of dwarves - and not only dwarves, but terrifying, toothless, cloth dwarves at that.
It might be a while before the Prince moves from his horror-struck position blocking the doorway. However, it does seem conclusive that, for one patient at least, puppets are an effective treatment for tofu syndrome.
No, one at least remained infected, roaming the forests of his Kingdom, attempting to spread political correctness and good business practices, and driving his confused new wife (already mentally tottering due to recent traumatic experiences) ever-closer to the brink of insanity.
Now, however, his wanderings have brought him back to Milliways, where he is greeted by the sight of -
- dwarves?
An infestation of dwarves - and not only dwarves, but terrifying, toothless, cloth dwarves at that.
It might be a while before the Prince moves from his horror-struck position blocking the doorway. However, it does seem conclusive that, for one patient at least, puppets are an effective treatment for tofu syndrome.