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Good grief. My bedroom has turned into a trendy wine bar.
Is this one of Vati's weirdo transvestite thingies? Does he come here with his apron? I bet he does, I bet he turns my bedroom into a bar and wears his apron here with all his aprony friends and their ... aprons. Oh my God! He's not in Kiwi-a-gogoland at all! He's in my trendy bedroom wine bar wearing an apron and growing a beard and singing Rolf Harris songs!
Does that mean we're all really moving into my bedroom winebar instead of Kiwi-a-gogoland? I'm already here, though. Noooooo!!! Must -- escape -- back -- to -- Sex God! Must -- where did my bedroom door go? THERE IS NO DOOR!!! Vati has kidnapped me to his Kiwi-a-gogoland bar and locked me in! Forever! Jas will be a wreck already, I am certain.
The girl stands facing the blank wall, staring at it mournfully (and vaguely wishing, in the back of her mind, that she was dressed in something slightly more glamorous than her pyjamas and dressing gown, since this is a trendy wine bar after all).
"My life," says Georgia Nicolson out loud (in an indefinable English accent), "is over."
Is this one of Vati's weirdo transvestite thingies? Does he come here with his apron? I bet he does, I bet he turns my bedroom into a bar and wears his apron here with all his aprony friends and their ... aprons. Oh my God! He's not in Kiwi-a-gogoland at all! He's in my trendy bedroom wine bar wearing an apron and growing a beard and singing Rolf Harris songs!
Does that mean we're all really moving into my bedroom winebar instead of Kiwi-a-gogoland? I'm already here, though. Noooooo!!! Must -- escape -- back -- to -- Sex God! Must -- where did my bedroom door go? THERE IS NO DOOR!!! Vati has kidnapped me to his Kiwi-a-gogoland bar and locked me in! Forever! Jas will be a wreck already, I am certain.
The girl stands facing the blank wall, staring at it mournfully (and vaguely wishing, in the back of her mind, that she was dressed in something slightly more glamorous than her pyjamas and dressing gown, since this is a trendy wine bar after all).
"My life," says Georgia Nicolson out loud (in an indefinable English accent), "is over."