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[jianhuo]

She has an apple.

She is eating it at a table in the corner with near-orgasmic-glee written all over her face, leaning back in the chair with her feet propped up on the table.

That may have been a moan.

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[princeinexile]

"Must you be lewd?" says the maimed boy from the other table. Hello! Someone trying to plan his next great move here!

[jianhuo]

"It isn't my fault that you're watching," she notes, licking juice from her wrist.

[princeinexile]

"I have ears too."

Well, ear.

[jianhuo]

"And I'm not forcing you to listen," she replies, lifting her eyes to him, lifting brows slightly at the scar and then going back to her apple.

[princeinexile]

"Actually, you're forcing anyone who can hear to listen. I'm pretty sure the rules about sex in the bar include oral encounters with fruit!" Zuko snaps; he dose not like her look, and he doesn't like the noise.

...and he's got a hairtrigger temper made worse by recent events. Of course he's going to start a fight, why do you ask?

[jianhuo]

She didn't ask!

"Ah," she notes, licking at her palm and keeping her eyes on the apple, "but did I force you to stay?"

Leave her alone if you don't like her illicit fruit affairs!

[princeinexile]

"Hate to see what you'd do with a man, if a fruit does that to you," Zuko mutters, bending further over his work. HE IS FINE! This is a good seat! The dogs like it where. It is near the fire, and everyone is cozy!

[jianhuo]

That makes her laugh, wrapping the core to set aside. "Don't worry - you won't ever have to."

People tended to assume she wasn't picky when it came to sexual partners, but the redhead draws the line at minors.

[princeinexile]

"Thank God. IF you do that to fruit I'd hate to see what else you fornicate with," Zuko snarls.

HE IS NOT INTERESTED. HE HAS --- ERR, HAD!! -- A GIRLFRIEND. SHE WAS HOTTER THEN YOU.

And also, probably a hell of a lot more flexible.

[jianhuo]

How do you figure?

"Could you and your issues sit elsewhere?" she asks quietly, sweetly, and smiles at him gently. "You're ruining my atmosphere."

[princeinexile]

She's a ROBIN.

"No! Me and my issues were here when you and your juicy lover there sat down and started to screw at the table," Zuko blurts. "Me and my WORK were here long before that!"

A beat.

"I hope there's a WORM in that apple."

[jianhuo]

Pfft. The redhead is a million times better than a simple Robin.

She looks at him for a long time before lifting her brows and tilting her head.

"...Odd. You look to be in your late teens, but you're obviously still three years old, mentally."

[princeinexile]

Zuko doesn't even respond to that. He knows a dumb bitch when he deals with one.

[jianhuo]

Good. It means that when the waitrat comes up to her bearing a small bowl of grapes, she can lustily eat in peace.

[princeinexile]

At laest until the next delivery of fruit ARRIVES ON FIRE, anyway.

The wait-rat does not find it amusing. Zuko finds it highly so.

[jianhuo]

The redhead, however, finds it startling and annoying.

"...Another bowl, please," is murmured to the wait-rat while her eyes rise to the boy. "What is it exactly that you'd like me to do? I refuse to stop eating just because you say so, and likewise for leaving a public area that you don't own."