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Matt's got a bad headache tonight. One that he's trying to counteract with the maximum dosage of tylenol that a person can take in one sitting.
Other then that, he's trying to be cheerful, because Bar's lent him a movie player that blocks the door nicely, and guess what? She's got Family GuySo one cop, in complete and utter denial, nursing a ( Read more... )
Other then that, he's trying to be cheerful, because Bar's lent him a movie player that blocks the door nicely, and guess what? She's got Family GuySo one cop, in complete and utter denial, nursing a ( Read more... )
He's not very good at the 'inconspicious' thing. Blue diamonds all over your body tend to make you stand out.
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"-Everybody, needs a clownfac-"
He turns quickly, his hand going for the off button and nearly pushing the thing off the table, "-CRUD-CRAP-um- I wasn't watching that."
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"...I'm sorry?" He has a fading welt in the middle of his forehead. He's not telling anyone it's from a pinecone, though.
"What is that?"
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WOAH-
Matt blinks, "This? It's Family Guy. The episode where Stewie meets his half brother."
Pause. Matt could say something right now about fiyero looking like a lost Cirque De Soleil member...
Instead he hesitates, "Or did you mean the TV?"
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Yes, that Oz. Just don't mention the Wicked Witch. They have a son. After a moment, he offers out his hand.
"I am Fiyero."
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Oz.
With Dorothy, the Tin man, the-
Matt is staring for a few moments before he snaps out of it, smiles, and offers a hand, "Matt Parkman, LAPD."
He should say, "Big movie fan." But he can't recall people who look like Cirque castmembers in it.
They should so update it. Make it dark and modern.
As it is, he frowns, "See, you hit this button-" He hits "Settings" "There's the clock. It doesn't have a date or time of course-" The clock's LCD numbers are blinking 00:00, but-it's the end of the Universe. What are you gonna do?
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They have such a special family. "Movie? Is that some sort of ... does it go in the machine?" Fiyero eyes it warily and nods absently.
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Matt nods, "yeah, um-" He's more then willing to demonstrate. He lives in and around Hollywood, "Here."
He hits play again, and Stewie yells something about his plans being foiled.
"...Stuff's recorded on it. Then People can watch it."
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We're hoping Matt isn't. "Ah. It sounds complicated." After another pause, he looks over to Matt.
"Are you from Earth?" If it were Liir he might've asked if the man was from Kansas.
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"...Me? Yeah." He grins, "Los Angeles California. Hence why Tvs and movies and I go hand in hand." It's California. The mun likes to pretend we're intimately connected with "The biz."
"....What-" About you? "..where're ah,where're you from?"
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"Or. I was ... when I was alive, I would suppose." Matt's location makes about as much sense to Fiyero as he imagines his makes sense to Matt. But he knows now, from Matt, that TV and movies are popular there. That's something.
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"Oh."
Matt raises an eyebrow, "...That's quite a mouthful. Reminds me of a Cirque De Soliel performance I saw once, 'least the names do. Did you say Oz?"
The dead thing does not bother Matt. He can handle dead people.
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"Yes, I did. With the Emerald City and the Quadling territory and ... well, all of that."
A handwave. Just don't call him a 'Winkie'. It's offensive.
"I could attempt to find a map, if you'd like." He can't imagine Bar not having a map of Oz.
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A massively long yellow road, "-That'd be cool."
Either that or he's thinking of a Cirque de Soleil Pamphlet. He's not entirely convinced.
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The Emerald city is in the centre. To the North is Gillikin country, to the East is The Vinkus, to the South is the Quadling Land, and to the West is Munchkinland.
"Here we are."
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Matt is staring, "...It's bigger then I thought." And not cartoonish.
He is very impressed, "-Lollipop-"
No. No.
He closes his eyes, "This looks like something you'd get off of Master Replica. I mean, the kinda thing that fans hang in their houses."
It's cool.
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