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[puckishly]

... Now here's a question.

What could be causing that noise that is surprisingly reminiscent of cannon fire

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[tall_dark_and]

Is he looking for bar inhabitants to duck and cover? Because not everyone is going to. Certainly Riku isn't.

Well. Other than the one time, where he heard a cannon fire and ducked under a table for a moment. But he will never, -ever- admit to that. Because that would be something a silly person would do.

And Riku is not silly.

He -proves- this lack of silly by noticing the curious synchronicity - within a couple minutes, in any case. As he is also not the type to retreat for a bit, and he did not retreat to the bathrooms at all. We swear.

So with his complete lack of silly and complete lack of fleeing, Riku walks right up to Puck.

"What are you doing?" He demands. "Are you trying to give someone a heart attack?"

[puckishly]

Puck blinks blue, blue eyes at him.

"Who, me, sir?"

[tall_dark_and]

"Yes, you." Riku's eyes are full of suspicion - but who could blame him? He was one of those who nearly had a heart attack, back there! "Who else?"

[puckishly]

Puck glances around a moment, and points.

"That fellow, perhaps. He has rather a look to him."

[tall_dark_and]

Riku gives Puck a funny look, but decides to give him the benefit of the doubt for a moment. It is possible, after all, that he saw things wrong.

"If you're lying," he says, as threateningly as he can make it, "I'll be back!"

He strides off.

[puckishly]

Puck ... waits.

Patiently.

What does he care if the kid comes back and yells at him? It might even be fun.