Dec 14, 2006 19:33
The 4077th M*A*S*H has a 90% efficiency rating. That doesn't mean that cases always go the way that the doctors and nurses want them to, no matter how skilled the personnel are (and they are).
There is one particular doctor slumped over his arms on the bar, wearing stained surgical scrubs and staring at the grain of the wood that is barely an inch from his eyes. If someone prods or speaks to him, there is a chance that he'll mumble, "4-0 silk," into the inside of his elbow.
ace (pyro),
death,
trapper john mcintyre,
hawkeye pierce