Now, see, normally Revan would set the glass up right with the Force and glower at the person who knocked it over. Except this time the person is a little girl and -
No, wait. He glowers. He very much glowers at the little girl because that was good whiskey and now it is in his lap.
Jaina giggles, because she gets glowers from those stuffy Senators all the time - whenever she and Jasa interrrupt Mama at work. Especially kriffing Fey'la.
He swears in very many languages at the stepping on of the foot and glowers some more at her. He does not, however, step on her toe back. That would be childish. "Hey! I meant that in a nice way. Have you ever seen a Gizka before? They're cute." And reptilian and annoying and chew on power cables.
Stomping on his other foot is very effective of getting more swear words.
"Kriffing little schutta. Stop that."
He slips further into the booth and draws his feet up on the seat away from the mean little girl while nudging, and not quite pushing, at her through the Force.
He blinks and laughs and then, grinning, leans over to pat her on the head for trying. Then he sobers. "Okay, go run along and find your 'mama' now." Asking her a question after telling her to run along is not the most productive means of getting her to go away, but: "What the kriff are you doing in a bar, anyway?"
But she grins at the question...mostly because she likes the word kriff. It's the first swear word she ever remembered. "Unca Wes kriffin' kidnapped us!"
"Probably because you step on people's toes," mutters Revan. "So, where is this kidnapper of yours then? Shouldn't he be, I don't know, holding on to you for ransom? Did you kick him in the shin to runaway?" He raises an eyebrow. "And 'we'? There's more of you?"
And by 'you' being children and said with much dislike. He gets along fine with Mission, but she was fourteen and a scoundrel of sorts at that. He doesn't know what he thinks about five-year-olds running around and possibly stumbling across him and bothering him like this little girl did. Especially Force sensitive ones. It used to be so peaceful...
He may need to go back to hiding in his room again.
Then he looks pale because the little girl is touching his arm and her hands are so small and he has this vague thought of whether or not he has killed children younger than her when he was a Sith Lord. Best to not mention that thought out loud though.
Cause it smells like Daddy.
Thinks the five year old using the Force to knock it over while clutching a purple furby in one hand and a multitool in another.
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No, wait. He glowers. He very much glowers at the little girl because that was good whiskey and now it is in his lap.
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He's a meanie.
In fact:
"You look like a Bothan!"
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She likes hearing all those swear words come out of him.
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"Kriffing little schutta. Stop that."
He slips further into the booth and draws his feet up on the seat away from the mean little girl while nudging, and not quite pushing, at her through the Force.
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He's like a million times older than her!
She her eyes fix shut as she tries to move against him in the Force.
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But she grins at the question...mostly because she likes the word kriff. It's the first swear word she ever remembered. "Unca Wes kriffin' kidnapped us!"
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"You were kidnapped?" A pause and then, "By your uncle?"
His expression is best described as 'what the kriff?'
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But it's so much more fun telling people a version of the truth.
"Uh huh! We were going home and den we wound up here! We get kidnapped a looooot."
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And by 'you' being children and said with much dislike. He gets along fine with Mission, but she was fourteen and a scoundrel of sorts at that. He doesn't know what he thinks about five-year-olds running around and possibly stumbling across him and bothering him like this little girl did. Especially Force sensitive ones. It used to be so peaceful...
He may need to go back to hiding in his room again.
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Then she leans in closer to Revan, tugging on his arm to pull him down closer to her level. "We ran awaaaay."
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Then he looks pale because the little girl is touching his arm and her hands are so small and he has this vague thought of whether or not he has killed children younger than her when he was a Sith Lord. Best to not mention that thought out loud though.
"How'd you run away?"
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