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He woke up this morning predictably disoriented in a strange bed, in a strange room. There may have been screaming. It took him thirteen minutes to remember why he was not in his own house, why he was still wearing his uniform, and why he had not taken off his shoes.
The Mouthbreather is a little afraid of the dark.
By 8:16 a.m., he was officially late for school. Officially skipping school. And that was kind of thrilling. Alec has never skipped a class before, much less a whole day. What would he do?
Congratulations may be in order.
By 2:15 p.m., he has officially skipped a whole day of school. He's surprised to find it doesn't really bother him.
But what does bother him is the fact that by 2:30 p.m., he is officially missing work. No call, no show. That's less of a reason for celebration.
The Mouthbreather sulks at a table with his head in his hands.
No call, no show.
He's so fired.
The Mouthbreather is a little afraid of the dark.
By 8:16 a.m., he was officially late for school. Officially skipping school. And that was kind of thrilling. Alec has never skipped a class before, much less a whole day. What would he do?
Congratulations may be in order.
By 2:15 p.m., he has officially skipped a whole day of school. He's surprised to find it doesn't really bother him.
But what does bother him is the fact that by 2:30 p.m., he is officially missing work. No call, no show. That's less of a reason for celebration.
The Mouthbreather sulks at a table with his head in his hands.
No call, no show.
He's so fired.