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[mend_and_defend]

So a Guardian walks into a bar, and orders an energy shake.

With that energy shake comes a green and white package. Bob opens it and frowns at the title of the book inside. "The Kitsune what?"

Then he opens the book.

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There. Are. No. Words.

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[gone_byebye]

Ray glances up in time to spot Bob and moseys on over. "Hey, Bob. How's it going?"

He hasn't seen the book yet.

[mend_and_defend]

Bob barely hears him. He's too busy staring at the first page. It's like a train wreck: no matter how much you want to, you just can't look away.

[gone_byebye]

.... now Ray's seen the book.

"Wow. I didn't know that was anatomically possible."

[mend_and_defend]

"...I'm not sure it is. It makes my shoulders hurt just looking at it."

[impulsivekid]

A boy is staring over his shoulder.

"Wow."

[mend_and_defend]

At some point, Bob becomes aware that there's someone else there. Someone way too young to be looking at this stuff.

He jumps and slams the book shut.

[impulsivekid]

"Wow."

Bart shakes his head.

"That's, kinda, inappropriate for the public, right?"

[mend_and_defend]

Bob blushes a bit. "It wasn't my idea," he mumbles."