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[accessobrian]

Chloe's bloated hormonal.

"How? What?!?!?!"

Don't question how Bar knows, Chloe. Just eat the chocolate.

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[_righthandman_]

"O'Brien in the hizzy!"

Chase swaggers up, straddles a chair and slaps Chloe on the back. "Mah bitch! What up?"

[accessobrian]

"Call me that again and I'll rip your testicles off."

Er?

[_righthandman_]

Chase holds up his hands. "A'ight, it's cool. Jeez."

He takes another bite of chocolate and is suddenly struck by his distinct lack of bling. This is unacceptable.

"Shit, ho, you on the rag?"

[accessobrian]

"Are you KIDDING ME. You are SO LUCKY I don't have my taser with me right now."

Beat.

"Bastard." Just for good measure.

[_righthandman_]

"You keep your taser with you? Shiiiiiit, mothafucka, that shit is tight, yo."

(Chase approves.)

[accessobrian]

"Chase." She eyes him levelly, putting her hands on his shoulders and shaking him a little.

"You. Are. Not. Black. Get. It. Through. Your. Head."

Beat, then a smack to Chase's forehead.

"Dumbass."

[_righthandman_]

Chase glares stonily. That was just mean.

"Don't hate the playa, Chloe. Hate the game."

He rubs his forehead. "Dayum, girl. Why you gotta be that way?"

[accessobrian]

"Because you're acting like a FREAK. You're acting like a jock." Chloe glares right back.

Glare Battle Royale!: Round One.

"You are so- so. ERGH." Chloe crosses her arms over her chest and huffs through her bottom lip up at her hair.

"I really thought you were above all that Chase. God, you're just like-" Chloe's eyes get really wide and her neck turns red. She fingers her necklace.

[_righthandman_]

"Hey, I am a jock! Straight-up. But you my girl." He gives her a manly slap on the shoulder.

He also eyes the necklace. "And you need more ice. Shit, I need more ice. I ain't got shit on right now, yo. That ain't right." He rubs his arm, pondering.

[accessobrian]

"Oh, what. You're going to get a 'grill'? YEAH. You do that! AND I'M NOT YOUR GIRL. Kim's your girl. Although I'd love to see her expression when you call her that to her face"

[_righthandman_]

Chase rolls his eyes. "It ain't like that. Kim's my lady. You my girl."

It's a fine distinction. He wouldn't expect Chloe to understand.

"Nah. No grill. I think I should have another tat. Can you believe I only got one? F'reals, yo. That shit is wack."

[accessobrian]

Chloe's eyes light up and she smiles. "You know, I could draw you a tattoo. A really nice one." She nods her head encouragingly.

[_righthandman_]

Chase obligingly rolls up his sleeve. "Like right here, on my arm." He shows her. "Maybe like a dragon or some shit?"

[accessobrian]

"Yeah, yeah! Oh! You should get something pier- your eyebrow! You should get your eyebrow pierced! Bar, gimme a pad of paper and some pencils."

Bar obliges and Chloe sets to drawing.

"A red dragon? Or.. black dragon outline with a little shading?"

[_righthandman_]

"My eyebrow?" Chase considers this. Oooooh. "Yeah, I should do that! That's badass. You'd look good with a piercing too. Your nose or something."

He stands over Chloe's shoulder to look at the drawing. "Black dragon would be cool. Match my other tat, you know."

[accessobrian]

Chloe nods feverishly, biting her lip. "This is gonna be great because I've always wanted to draw up a tattoo. You know, I wanted to draw a tattoo for Andrew once, but he told me to buzz off? Too painful I guess. Heh, he's afraid of blood y'know."