If you happen to be sitting near the door this afternoon, just before it opens you might hear laughter. Something like the cackling of a mad scientist, if that mad scientist were very young, very female, and very Bulgarian.
This laughter is followed by shrieking, as the door is thrown open.
...and BOOM!Smoke billows in, behind a small, very
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"Who's Charlotte?"
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"Who's Charlotte? - Who is Charlotte?!" There is disbelief, now mingled with anger, in her voice.
"This is not funny."
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...And then it sinks in. Charlotte might not be here.
"Ha-ha-hahaha." It's a gleeful, if unnerving (coming from a child) laugh.
"No Charlotte here!" Vendetta looks down, as the box begins to shake of it's own accord.
"...Wait a minute. Where is here!?"
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"What's in there?"
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"It is a fiend. A terrible fiend," she remarks offhandedly, glaring down at the box to see that it remains closed.
"For the annoying stu-piid one."
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Meanwhile, the box trembles menacingly.
"With sharp teeth."
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"Can I see it?"
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Vendetta's eyes dart to the left. Then to the right.
She lifts the lid of the box a couple inches. "You are only to eat the annoying singing one," she informs it.
The fiend inside hits the top of the box and the lid flips off.
It is, indeed, terrible. And fluffy. With red eyes- three of them.
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Wednesday sits back slightly. And beams.
"Hello there." She says, softly.
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The fiend, however, darts upward, all of the sudden, and hovers (in all its round fluffy glory) at about face level.
It has a big mouth, and even bigger teeth. Which it gnashes threateningly.
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"Where did you get it from?"
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"I made it."
She smirks slowly, then finally adds, "Tell me where I can get a drink, and I will let you live."
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"How did you make it?"
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"You are useful," Vendetta concedes. The fiend, on the other hand, floats off to gnaw on a rafter.
"Give me your lunch money, and I might tell you."
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