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See, here's the thing about Gumby -- he's versatile. Ask him to do anything for you, anything at all, and he will deliver, with verve, passion, and quite possibly what was known in the old days as "vim," whatever that might mean.
So, gentle patrons, when you see H. M. S. Gumby (or whatever he's being called these days) pushed in backwards through the door, clutching a pad of paper and looking bewildered, you know that whatever encounter you can expect, you can rest assured that you will be facing one of the finest of citizens and a proud correspondent for the British Broadcasting Corporation.
Because yes, that's right, folks, Mr. Gumby is conducting interviews today. You just have to nudge him along in the right direction, that's all. It is helpful that he's getting the ball rolling, though, as he boldly looks about and exclaims, in sweet tones that would lull a rabid musk ox into a coma, "WHO WANTS TO BE INTERVIEWED?"
So, gentle patrons, when you see H. M. S. Gumby (or whatever he's being called these days) pushed in backwards through the door, clutching a pad of paper and looking bewildered, you know that whatever encounter you can expect, you can rest assured that you will be facing one of the finest of citizens and a proud correspondent for the British Broadcasting Corporation.
Because yes, that's right, folks, Mr. Gumby is conducting interviews today. You just have to nudge him along in the right direction, that's all. It is helpful that he's getting the ball rolling, though, as he boldly looks about and exclaims, in sweet tones that would lull a rabid musk ox into a coma, "WHO WANTS TO BE INTERVIEWED?"