Tell them Boris sent you!
Todd descends the stairs in his usual easy gait, dressed in normal '70s boy clothes. The stripey top, the tight jeans...
HOWEVER! The bar has other plans for him tonight, as it has for so many others. Despite it being April back in Santo Donato, Todd's outfit has slowly begun to morph into something very un-Aprilish indeed...
It's a cowboy outfit. But not entirely the kind he'd see in Westerns or on Maverick. No, this cowboy outfit has him in a black studded leather vest, a red button-down shirt under that (about half the buttons are open), a bolo tie with a grinning silver death's head, extremely snug studded black leather pants, white cowboy boots embellished in black and red (with spurs, naturally), a white ten gallon hat decorated with red and black feathers in the center, and - last but certainly not least - a white studded leather pistol holster. Two pearl-handled pistols are seen to jut out of their stations, which you'd expect. But also attached to the holster, to his instant horror and chagrin, is a white studded leather dildo. He snatches this off immediately (he's in luck, it's detachable!) and tosses it into a dark corner.
Welp, the bar's got good fashion sense, but it sure ain't subtle sometimes.
HOWEVER! The bar has other plans for him tonight, as it has for so many others. Despite it being April back in Santo Donato, Todd's outfit has slowly begun to morph into something very un-Aprilish indeed...
It's a cowboy outfit. But not entirely the kind he'd see in Westerns or on Maverick. No, this cowboy outfit has him in a black studded leather vest, a red button-down shirt under that (about half the buttons are open), a bolo tie with a grinning silver death's head, extremely snug studded black leather pants, white cowboy boots embellished in black and red (with spurs, naturally), a white ten gallon hat decorated with red and black feathers in the center, and - last but certainly not least - a white studded leather pistol holster. Two pearl-handled pistols are seen to jut out of their stations, which you'd expect. But also attached to the holster, to his instant horror and chagrin, is a white studded leather dildo. He snatches this off immediately (he's in luck, it's detachable!) and tosses it into a dark corner.
Welp, the bar's got good fashion sense, but it sure ain't subtle sometimes.