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Apr 01, 2006 19:13

One lesson every child should learn is, "Don't take candy from strangers." Unfortunately, Max hadn't. Which is why she (he?) is currently staring at her (his?) hands, and mentally calculating how long it might be until it counts as 'tomorrow'.

"Well. This is...inconvenient."

april fools, max guevera

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timsbooks April 2 2006, 00:36:40 UTC

"Nice ass."

Yes, he knows it's her. He's been watching the candy.

transgenic_max April 2 2006, 00:40:48 UTC

Oh, look. This version has a death glare, too. "Bite me," she growls.

Hmmm. That actually works better in this shape. Interesting.

timsbooks April 2 2006, 00:51:43 UTC

"If you really want me to Max..."

He chuckles, looking her over.

"Very cute."

transgenic_max April 2 2006, 00:54:26 UTC

More glaring. "You're enjoying this way too much."

timsbooks April 2 2006, 01:05:02 UTC

"Oh, so much."

Absently, he tosses a piece of candy into his mouth. And everything...shifts.

"Oh...balls."

transgenic_max April 2 2006, 01:12:27 UTC

Given the circumstances, Max doesn't fight the urge to snicker. "Lack thereof, in your case."

timsbooks April 2 2006, 01:15:13 UTC

"Really?"

He puts one hand up under his skirt and his face brightens.

"Oh, wow, you're right! Hey, this is kinda weird down here."

transgenic_max April 2 2006, 01:20:19 UTC

"Jesus fucking Christ." Max buries her face in her hands. "If you're gonna play with yourself, for the love of god, get a room!"

timsbooks April 2 2006, 01:28:30 UTC

He hastily pulls his hand away.

"Er.. sorry?"

He peers down at himself, then turns, trying to look at his own rear end.

"Does my butt look big to you?"

transgenic_max April 2 2006, 01:32:10 UTC

She doesn't look up. "...I am not going to check out your ass."

timsbooks April 2 2006, 01:57:29 UTC

He might be sniffing his fingers. Yes, he's weird.

"Will you have sex with me? I HAVE to try this out from this viewpoint."

transgenic_max April 2 2006, 02:17:10 UTC

Max's head snaps up. "What the fuck?!" She probably looks very much like she'd like to hit him. "I am not having freaky gender-bent sex with you!"

timsbooks April 2 2006, 02:19:01 UTC

"Oh..."

He deflates.

"Damn. Guess it was worth a shot."

transgenic_max April 2 2006, 02:25:56 UTC

There is more glaring. "Why would you think that would work?"

timsbooks April 2 2006, 02:28:37 UTC

"Cause, uhm...."

Shrug.

"You're a boy, I'm a girl, we both have needs?"

transgenic_max April 2 2006, 02:30:11 UTC

"That didn't work when we were our proper sexes," she growls. "Do you never think of anything else?"

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