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"You can't play that card, Mark. You have to wait for the next person to play."
"Valentine, the next person is a stuffed bantha."
"Mark, that stuffed bantha is technically a player."
"This is absurd. We need people. You and I are playing two hands each, with action figures instead of chips."
"Calm down, Mark. We're doing what we can. Maybe someone'll come over."
"This is so not helping me relax."
"You're not letting it. Now, calm down and think about your cards before I get someone to Force-bind you to your chair."
"Yes, ma'am."
In other words... Valentine Skywalker and Mark Cohen are playing Sabacc at a table. Come on over.
"Valentine, the next person is a stuffed bantha."
"Mark, that stuffed bantha is technically a player."
"This is absurd. We need people. You and I are playing two hands each, with action figures instead of chips."
"Calm down, Mark. We're doing what we can. Maybe someone'll come over."
"This is so not helping me relax."
"You're not letting it. Now, calm down and think about your cards before I get someone to Force-bind you to your chair."
"Yes, ma'am."
In other words... Valentine Skywalker and Mark Cohen are playing Sabacc at a table. Come on over.